SHARON VS DANNII ROUND TWO
Outspoken
former X-Factor judge Sharon Osbourne has launched another scathing attack on
her X-Factor co-star, the untalented Minogue sister (no need to elaborate). Mrs
Osbourne previously said Dannii was only chosen as a judge because the show's
creator Simon Cowell wanted to sleep with her. This time Sharon called Danni "f*cking
useless." "She wasn't so much a dim bulb as a bulb in a power cut,"
Shaz added." You have to hand it to Sharon - she calls a spade a spade.
NAOMI
STRIKES AGAIN
Our favourite supermodel with anger management
issues, Naomi Campbell, allegedly punched out a taxi driver in New York late last
month. The driver claims the out-of-control model flew into a rage and began hitting
him from the back seat leaving him with a black eye. He alleged that Naomi jumped
from the vehicle and ran from the scene after he stopped the car to contact police.
Taxi drivers all over New York now have a fear much greater than late-night knife
muggings - God help them!
WINO BACK WITH EX
Amy
Winehouse has reunited with her druggie ex Blake Fielder-Civil. The pair were
spotted pashing outside a London restaurant. The couple decided to reconcile their
train-wreck relationship after Blake left her for another woman last year. Despite
Blake making K-Fed look like the catch of the century, Wino probably hasn't been
sober since she met him anyway. Well someone needs to fill Whitney and Bobby's
shoes.
TIGER'S GOT BALLS
Golf balls
that is. Tiger Woods has resumed training and sources close to the family say
the disgraced golfer will return to golf at the Tavistock Cup tournament on March
22. Meanwhile there has been no sign of the player's wronged wife Elin, although
reports say she visited the man-whore - err sorry, her husband - in sex rehab.
He probably should return to work since buying his wife's silence obviously comes
at a very high price.
LIFE IMITATES ART FOR TV STAR
'Two
and a Half Men' star John Cryer, who plays Charlie's super annoying brother Allen,
isn't just hated by his onscreen ex wife. The whiny actor allegedly had a hit
taken out on him by his actual ex wife (the aptly named) Sarah Trigger. A US court
alleged that Trigger wanted to have the actor bumped off because he no longer
agreed pay his $10 000-a-month child support for their two kids. Meanwhile his
onscreen brother Charlie Sheen is in rehab after threatening his wife with a pocket
knife. On the plus-side, there's enough drama in their lives to inspire a whole
new series of 'Men'!
UNDERBELLY - ANOTHER CONTROVERSY
It
just wouldn't be Underbelly without controversy. The new series 'Underbelly: The
Golden Years' about the Kings Cross underworld is again embroiled in controversy
as a former Kings Cross police officer depicted in the show sues for defamation.
The former officer, Wendy Gaye Hatfield, has demanded that the Supreme Court allow
her to preview episodes before they go to air to ensure she has not been defamed.
Hatfield believes that the plot suggests she had a sexual relationship with a
notorious Kings Cross nightclub owner and was promoted in the NSW police force
by providing sexual favours. While it all sounds juicy, Hatfield will try to stop
parts of the show that paint her in a bad light from going to air. She probably
doesn't realise she can cash in on the controversy just like Roberta Williams.
MR
HEIDI MONTAG IN HOSPITAL
Mrs plastic fantastic Heidi Montag's
less famous other half, Spencer Pratt, was recently hospitalised needing stitches
in his tongue. The injury to his tongue occurred in a bizarre incident where he
implicated his new pet dog after he bit his own tongue leaving him unable to talk
for several days. Unable to accept responsibility for being a clumsy fool, he
blamed his poor (more intelligent) Pomeranian for his stupidity. Given the mindless
rubbish that comes out of The Hills star's mouth, here's hoping he bites his tongue
more often.
JOHN HELPS JESS GET GUYS
John
Mayer's recent comments about Jessica Simpson's talents as a lover are helping
the blonde singer pull men. In an Oprah interview early this month, Jess said
her phone had been ringing off the hook since John described her as "sexual
napalm" to US Playboy. Meanwhile, no females will touch John Mayer with a
ten foot pole after he described his junk as a 'white supremacist' and basically
bagged all of his former girlfriends in the highest selling men's magazine in
the world. Perhaps John also needs to have a freak accident involving Spencer
Pratt's dog?
CHERYL COLE DUMPS HUSBAND
Another
day, another sports star cheats on his wife. This time it's British soccer player
Ashley Cole who has cheated on UK glamour girl and former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl
Cole. The 26-year-old glamour found Shane Warne-style text messages on her husband's
phone and after countless other infidelities on his part, finally decided to leave
his ass. Cheryl is busy promoting her solo album '3 Words' which has been given
rave reviews, so she probably isn't wasting much time crying over it. For the
last time girls, do not date rockers, sports men or actors - unless you are totally
against monogamy!
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Camilla Margolis
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