MEGAN FOX - ABUSE VICTIM?
Megan Fox
has revived her career after being left out of the third 'Transformers' instalment
- by playing an abuse victim in Eminem's latest video 'Love the Way You Lie' (also
featuring Rihanna). Megan stars opposite Dominic Monaghan (of 'Lost') as the girlfriend
of a white trash guy who beats up on his girlfriend then apologises and says he
loves her. The clip is quite a confronting depiction of the cycle of abuse and
some critics are already labelling Megan 'too much of a bad actress' to play such
a serious role. Just see it before you judge people, that's all!
ROBBIE
WILLIAMS WEDS
Eternal Playboy Robbie Williams has finally
tied the knot - after shagging a large proportion of the planet's females of course!
Robbie, 36, married actress Ayda Field , 31, at his Beverly Hills home in an intimate
ceremony in front of 75 guests. Ayda is a Turkish-American television actress
who is best known for her role in the soap opera 'Days of Our Lives'. We're sure
Robbie still has some shagging left in him!
ACTOR DAUGHTER'S
PORN AMBITIONS
Actor Lawrence Fishburne ('The Matrix')
is kicking himself about his parenting skills after daughter Montana announced
that she has 'always wanted to be a porn star.' Montana Fishburne celebrated her
18th birthday by entering the adult entertainment industry. Montana moved out
of the family home to pursue her 'dream career' and did not tell her father about
her aspirations until after the adult flick was already filmed. "Being in
an adult film is not a big deal to me," Montana Fishburne, 18, told People
Magazine. "It's something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable
in my body and with my sexuality." And we thought Lindsay Lohan's parents
had it tough!
LILY ALLEN PREGNANT
Lily
Allen has a new reason to smile - she's going to become a mum. Lily, 25, is pregnant
to her boyfriend of one year, builder Sam Cooper. The news is especially good
for the singer who suffered a miscarriage during her first pregnancy 2 ½
years ago. Lily is said to be happier than ever after she decided to stop dating
celebrities and start seeing 'more down-to-earth blokes' - it certainly seems
to have paid off! OK but that's nine months off Jager bombs, Lily!
LOSER
TRAINER'S LETHAL DIET PRODUCT
Jillian Michaels, the hardcore
trainer from the Biggest Loser, is being slapped with a multi-million dollar lawsuit
over her brand of detox supplement that allegedly 'might kill you.' An unnamed
woman filed the lawsuit against Michaels claiming that her 'Triple Process Total
Body Detox & Cleanse' diet supplement contains a 'potentially lethal combination
of toxic ingredients.' According to the lawsuit, these ingredients include: Irish
Moss Powder which "causes gastrointestinal ulcers" and is "so toxic
that it is the gel commonly applied to aircraft wings to dissolve ice"; Bearberry
- "known to cause nausea and vomiting"; Yarrow - "a toxic lawn
weed that causes dermatitis"; and Chinese Rhubarb, "a harsh laxative
and dangerous diuretic that can cause severe dehydration and irreversible liver
damage." Stick to killing people in the gym, Jillian!
JUSTIN
BIEBER ON CSI
He can't sing, so who on earth thought he
could act? For some reason, pretty-boy Justin Bieber has been given a guest role
on crime show 'CSI' where he plays a foster kid in trouble with the law. It's
a very strange casting indeed, since of course Bieber looks much more like a choir
boy whose worst crime was to steal a stick of Hubba Bubba than someone 'CSI' would
be investigating. Anyway, since when do 14-year-old girls even watch 'CSI'? Please
stick to Disney, Justin!
BRITNEY WON'T APPEAR ON GLEE
The
'Glee' stars will soon be rolling out an episode dedicated entirely to the music
of Britney Spears but it has been confirmed that Spears herself will not be appearing
on the show. Recently, Brit's pash buddy Madonna also declined to appear on her
own 'Glee' episode. 'Glee' star Lea Michele was recently photographed filming
the gym scene from 'Hit me baby one more time.' Should be a good episode, even
without Britney!
KIM KARDASHIAN IS SHALLOW?
Geeks,
nerds and fatties - you may as well give up on getting a date with Kim Kardashian.
Kim has announced, "I only date sexy guys. As long as you're in shape and
have a good body, I'm interested," the curvaceous reality star says. "I
love to work out so I think that's why I have dated athletes in the past. I just
like that look in a guy." Kim's sister Chloe is married to a star basketballer
too - so you can give up on bedding one of the sisters also. Paris Hilton's BFF
shallow? Who woulda thought?!
EMMA WATSON'S PIXIE CUT
Things
have been a bit slow in la la land, so Emma Watson's new short hairdo has been
hitting all the headlines. Yes, little Hermione Granger has grown up and now cut
off her long, messy muggle hair. She now sports a short pixie crop. Rumours are
going around that she has lost her exclusive contract as face of the Burberry
fashion label - but it's not true - they still love Emma!
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Camilla Margolis
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