MTV MOVIE AWARDS GIRL PASH
It's been a long time since the Britney and Madonna pash
at the MTV Music Awards - several years infact. What's an MTV awards
ceremony without a bit of girl on girl action? This year, recently single
Sandra Bullock pashed Scarlett Johannson in a highly scripted but saucy
exchange while Scarlett presented Sandra with her 'MTV Generation Award.'
Who knows what that award was for - the whole night is just an excuse
for skimpy outfits and over-the-top PDAs. Also pashing at the awards
were Kristin Stewart and Rob Pattinson who won 'Best Kiss' for the second
year in a row for the Twilight Saga. Awwww.
FANS ORGANISE PILGRIMAGE TO JACKSON'S
TOMB
Michael Jackson fans have organised a pilgrimage to his
tomb on the first anniversary of the King of Pop's death on June 25.
The fan group 'Justice4MJ' have planned to visit Forest Lawn Cemetery
where Jackson is entombed, with one member stating "nothing will
stop us from being with MJ on the 25th." Representatives from Forest
Lawn Cemetery say they have not yet devised a plan for the anniversary
of Jackson's death but will be consulting with the Jackson family. Knowing
the Jacksons, fans will probably play a large part in a service at the
cemetery. Considering the name of this large fan group, the doctor responsible
for Jackson's death should probably hire his own security on the 25th!
ANGELINA JOLIE TURNS 35
Wow, it seems like just yesterday that Angie shot to stardom
playing a drug-addicted model in the movie 'Gia'. It was actually 11
years ago. She also received her Oscar for Best Supporting actress in
1999 for her brilliant portrayal of a manipulative mentally ill woman
in 'Girl Interrupted'. Since then, Angie has married and divorced the
eccentric Billy Bob Thornton, adopted a kid, become a United Nations
Ambassador, settled down with the world's hottest man, and collected
five more kids. She has still found the time to make a whole lot of
great movies and get a gazillion tattoos. So, to the world's most famous
MILF, we salute you! Happy 35th Birthday Ms Jolie!
MAN-HATING MUSO MARRIES
Attention all man-haters, your leader Alanis Morrisette
has betrayed you. Just kidding. Alanis, 36, married fellow musician
Mario Treadway AKA 'Souleye' (who?), 30, in an intimate ceremony with
family and friends at their LA home, one week before Alanis' 36th birthday.
Alanis confirmed the news on her Twitter page stating, 'So happy to
share with you that my man Souleye and I got married.' We're guessing
Souleye is in it for the long haul since hell hath no fury like Alanis
scorned. We're sure he doesn't want her to sing 'You Oughta Know' at
him while brandishing a baseball bat. OK, maybe she's calmed down a
bit!
GLEE'S 'SUE SYLVESTER' TIES THE
KNOT
Also recently married is hilarious actress Jane Lynch
who plays Sue Sylvester in the hit TV series Glee. She plays a teacher
with anger-management problems and in real life has married her psychologist
girlfriend Lara Embry. Lynch and her partner had a simple ceremony at
a restaurant in Massachusetts. Lynch wore a crisp elegant white shirt
and black pants, while her bride wore a simple white cocktail dress.
There were no other celebrities at the wedding for close family and
friends, but sources say the ceremony was 'warm, intimate and sweet.'
Showing a soft spot not often displayed by her onscreen character Sue,
Lynch gushed 'it's just the greatest thrill in the world to find somebody
that you want to be with every day. Nawww.
FERGIE IS AN AVON LADY
'Wholesome' beauty label Avon is trying to be edgy by
collaborating with Fergie for her first ever fragrance 'Outspoken.'
The Black Eyed Peas singer posed in skimpy outfits in a racy photoshoot
to promote the perfume. The fragrance (if you're interested) features
notes of blackberry, starfruit, saffron, jasmine, passion flower, ebony
and black leather. Fergie describes the fragrance as 'very rock n roll.'
If the fragrance is successful, it may be released in Australia, but
you can always find it online if you're keen. It's sure to help get
that guy 'loved up on your humps.' Whoever will they recruit next? May
we suggest porn star Jenna Jameson? That would truly be edgy!
'GOSSIP' GUY A POTHEAD
Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford who plays broody hottie Nate
on the hit show was arrested early this month for possession of marijuana.
He posted bail and was quickly released. Considering the fact that so
many Hollywood celebs are dying from prescription drug overdoses or
in and out of rehab for crack addiction, Chace is just a lightweight.
Marijuana is much less likely to kill you although it could lead to
you acting a bit like Joaquin Phoenix - which is almost as bad.
AMANDA SEYFRIED SINGLE
Gorgeous 'Mean Girls' actress Amanda Seyfried has split
from her British boyfriend of two years, her Mamma Mia! co-star Dominic
Cooper. According to reports the pair remain 'best friends.' Cooper
was spotted at the Cannes film festival with his arm around none other
than Amanda's Mean Girls co-star Lyndsay Lohan. The couple had tried
to maintain a long distance relationship via Skype, but like so many
other celeb couples who live in separate continents, another one bites
the dust!
CELINE DION IS PREGNANT
42-year-old diva Celine Dion is the latest celeb in her
forties to get the good news that she is expecting twins. The singer
and her really old husband, manager Rene Angelil conceived with IVF.
The star also credits regular acupuncture sessions with helping her
fall pregnant. The couple already has a nine-year-old son Rene-Charles,
so we're guessing at least one of the babies will be named Celine. Good
for them!
SEX LADIES ADMIT TENSION
With the final installment (we think) of the 'Sex &
the City' movie done and dusted, 'Sex & the City's' leading ladies
have finally admitted there was tension between them on the hit show
and film set. 'Sex & the City 2' producer SJP, who has been accused
of bullying co-star Kim Catrall stated, 'There are times when all of
us have been sensitive, and sometimes feelings get hurt … but I
don't have any regrets about how I've treated people.' Cynthia Nixon
(Miranda) agrees, adding 'It hasn't always been smooth sailing.' However,
Kristin Davis (Charlotte) put a recent rumour to rest about her refusing
to eat at the same table of a restaurant as Kim Cattrall. "[One
tabloid story] said Kim and I would eat in the restaurant and not sit
together," the actress says. "Ridiculous!"
© Camilla Margolis
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