MURPHY CAUSE OF DEATH REVEALED
The
coroner's report for actress Brittany Murphy has stated that the actress died
due to multiple factors, but that prescription drugs were definitely involved.
The cause of death is listed as: pneumonia, iron deficiency anaemia, multiple
drug intoxication and drug intake. Although there was speculation that Murphy's
husband Simon Monjack was responsible, the report lists the death as an accident.
Since the loss of Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson, it is tragic to lose another
star to accidental drug intoxication. Hollywood should wake up and take notice
of the dangers of mixing multiple prescription medications. Just because you are
famous, it does not make you invincible!
ASHTON & DEMI'S
VALENTINE'S
The lovesick age-gap couple have probably
run out of sappy gifts and soppy Twitter messages to send each other - so this
year they have decided to share the love with other people. The couple plan to
start a foundation for victims of sex trafficking in the US - helping former sex
slaves rebuild their shattered lives. Ashton and Demi hope to set a trend among
celebs this Valentines Day - that there is no better gift than spreading the love!
Awwww.
MADONNA & JESUS - IT'S OVER!
Realising
that she has very little in common with her 23-year-old lover Jesus Luz (besides
their biblical names), the 51-year-old queen of pop has reportedly broken it off
with the young Brazillian model. Their massive age gap apparently left them with
little in common. They said it wouldn't last but the couple did make it to their
one-year anniversary - making her reigning queen of the cougars. You've got to
give it to them - that's a pretty decent effort!
K-FED GOT
K-FAT
While the gossip mags have spent the last few years
blasting Britney for her love of frappuccino's and fast food, her ex husband K-Fed
has been sneakily expanding behind the scenes. Ok K-Fed got really fat - there
is no other way to put it! Britney's white trash ex recently admitted he ballooned
to over 240 pounds (109 kilograms). Although he blames 'the stress of fatherhood',
clearly he's been using his child support payments from Brit to help McDonalds
through the financial crisis. K-Fed has joined US weight loss show Celebrity Fit
Club in an effort to grab some much-needed publicity and lose some pounds. Allegedly
the unfit back-up dancer once banned a restaurant from serving Britney dessert
- now we know he was just saving it for himself!
JOHNNY
DEPP ISN'T PERFECT, LADIES
Finally Johnny Depp has done
something to turn off woman-kind - with a comment that has outraged sexual violence
groups and made him seem like a massive dumbass. The heart throb was recently
quoted in US magazine The Independent speaking out against film director Roman
Polanski's statuatory rape charges. "Why now? Polanski is not a predator.
He's 75 years old … he has a wife that he's been with for a long, long time.
He's not out on the street," Depp retorted. Because of course, like Johnny
believes, all child molesters are out stalking the streets with a big sign plastered
on their foreheads. Just shut up and look good Johnny, before you alienate even
more female fans.
PAMMY JOINS DANCING WITH THE STARS
US
Dancing with the Stars is rumoured to be recruiting Pamela Anderson for the next
series in an effort to attract more male viewers. We're sure the star will outdo
any of the revealing outfits that have been displayed on the show thus far. We're
guessing the bombshell may even go topless in order to get straight men to change
the channel to DWTS. They have it all wrong though - their real audience is gay
men so they should probably be getting David Beckham instead. Oh well!
MIRANDA
KERR PAYS FOR HER GOODIES
Aussie Angel Miranda Kerr was
spotted shopping inside the Victorias Secret store in Grove, LA where she paid
for every item - discount free. Despite having her half-naked image plastered
all over the store's walls, the supermodel wasn't given any special treatment.
She footed the bill for the US$2,500 worth of skimpy lingerie she picked up at
the store (including seven new bras) - handing over her credit card to the sales
assistant. Tight!
MEGAN GALE TO LAUNCH SWIMWEAR RANGE
Another
Aussie supermodel, the smouldering Megan Gale, is finally going to launch her
much anticipated swimwear range. The statuesque bronze goddess has teamed up with
Aussie swimwear brand Seafolly to create her cossie brand - Isola, Italian for
'island.' Gale's sunscreen range 'Invisible Zinc' has been met with mixed reviews
- with many buyers complaining that it isn't actually invisible. Let's hope her
foray into swimwear is a little more successful.
LARA LOOKS
FOR NEW WHEELS
It seems the recent theft of her lovechild
with Michael Clark (the Aston Martin of course!) has made Bingle clucky for a
new car. The cashed up bogan pair were spotted in East Sydney at the Aston Martin/
Rolls Royce dealership looking for a new addition to their family. When she does
add to her collection, Lara should probably leave the following post-it note on
her front door - 'Note to self: do not leave key in ignition!'
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Camilla Margolis
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