Sydney Unleashed

LATEST NEWS…MURPHY CAUSE OF DEATH REVEALED: The coroner's report for actress Brittany Murphy has stated that the actress died due to multiple factors, but that prescription drugs were definitely involved. The cause of death is listed as: pneumonia, iron deficiency anaemia, multiple drug intoxication and drug intake. Although there was speculation that Murphy's husband Simon Monjack was responsible, the report lists the death as an accident. Since the loss of Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson, it is tragic to lose another star to accidental drug intoxication. Hollywood should wake up and take notice of the dangers of mixing multiple prescription medications. Just because you are famous, it does not make you invincible….ASHTON & DEMI'S VALENTINE'S: The lovesick age-gap couple have probably run out of sappy gifts and soppy Twitter messages to send each other - so this year they have decided to share the love with other people. The couple plan to start a foundation for victims of sex trafficking in the US - helping former sex slaves rebuild their shattered lives. Ashton and Demi hope to set a trend among celebs this Valentines Day - that there is no better gift than spreading the love! Awwww….MADONNA & JESUS - IT'S OVER: Realising that she has very little in common with her 23-year-old lover Jesus Luz (besides their biblical names), the 51-year-old queen of pop has reportedly broken it off with the young Brazillian model. Their massive age gap apparently left them with little in common. They said it wouldn't last but the couple did make it to their one-year anniversary - making her reigning queen of the cougars. You've got to give it to them - that's a pretty decent effort....K-FED GOT K-FAT: While the gossip mags have spent the last few years blasting Britney for her love of frappuccino's and fast food, her ex husband K-Fed has been sneakily expanding behind the scenes. Ok K-Fed got really fat - there is no other way to put it! Britney's white trash ex recently admitted he ballooned to over 240 pounds (109 kilograms). Although he blames 'the stress of fatherhood', clearly he's been using his child support payments from Brit to help McDonalds through the financial crisis. K-Fed has joined US weight loss show Celebrity Fit Club in an effort to grab some much-needed publicity and lose some pounds. Allegedly the unfit back-up dancer once banned a restaurant from serving Britney dessert - now we know he was just saving it for himself….JOHNNY DEPP ISN'T PERFECT, LADIES: Finally Johnny Depp has done something to turn off woman-kind - with a comment that has outraged sexual violence groups and made him seem like a massive dumbass. The heart throb was recently quoted in US magazine The Independent speaking out against film director Roman Polanski's statuatory rape charges. "Why now? Polanski is not a predator. He's 75 years old … he has a wife that he's been with for a long, long time. He's not out on the street," Depp retorted. Because of course, like Johnny believes, all child molesters are out stalking the streets with a big sign plastered on their foreheads. Just shut up and look good Johnny, before you alienate even more female fans….PAMMY JOINS DANCING WITH THE STARS: US Dancing with the Stars is rumoured to be recruiting Pamela Anderson for the next series in an effort to attract more male viewers. We're sure the star will outdo any of the revealing outfits that have been displayed on the show thus far. We're guessing the bombshell may even go topless in order to get straight men to change the channel to DWTS. They have it all wrong though - their real audience is gay men so they should probably be getting David Beckham instead. Oh well….MIRANDA KERR PAYS FOR HER GOODIES: Aussie Angel Miranda Kerr was spotted shopping inside the Victorias Secret store in Grove, LA where she paid for every item - discount free. Despite having her half-naked image plastered all over the store's walls, the supermodel wasn't given any special treatment. She footed the bill for the US$2,500 worth of skimpy lingerie she picked up at the store (including seven new bras) - handing over her credit card to the sales assistant. Tight….MEGAN GALE TO LAUNCH SWIMWEAR RANGE: Another Aussie supermodel, the smouldering Megan Gale, is finally going to launch her much anticipated swimwear range. The statuesque bronze goddess has teamed up with Aussie swimwear brand Seafolly to create her cossie brand - Isola, Italian for 'island.' Gale's sunscreen range 'Invisible Zinc' has been met with mixed reviews - with many buyers complaining that it isn't actually invisible. Let's hope her foray into swimwear is a little more successful….LARA LOOKS FOR NEW WHEELS: It seems the recent theft of her lovechild with Michael Clark (the Aston Martin of course!) has made Bingle clucky for a new car. The cashed up bogan pair were spotted in East Sydney at the Aston Martin/ Rolls Royce dealership looking for a new addition to their family. When she does add to her collection, Lara should probably leave the following post-it note on her front door - 'Note to self: do not leave key in ignition…..